Month: May 2013

Absurd News | Dedicated pizza delivery, crazy Florida burglars, Tim Tebow’s new job offer and more!

Every Friday I share my favorite absurd news articles of the past week. They highlight the absurd, hilarious, and just plain weird people and situations from around the world. I typically try to stick to American news, but I usually end up posting a few articles from other countries too. I also try to stay away from celebrity news and politically-driven stories.

Army says no to more tanks, but Congress insists
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=179606996

Omaha Beef indoor team offers Tim Tebow $75-per-game contract
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2013/04/30/tim-tebow-omaha-beef-contract-offer/2124481/

Pizza delivery man delivers pizza on foot after car is hijacked
http://www.cbsatlanta.com/story/22081957/delivery-driver-carjacked-delivers-pizza-on-foot

New Hampshire man loses life savings on carnival game, gets giant banana
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2013/04/29/nh-man-loses-life-savings-on-carnival-game/
Update: CollegeHumor will buy the banana from him for $2600 and give him an Xbox Kinect
http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6887256/save-banana-man


Burglar breaks into home, eats salad, plays with toy helicopter, performs sex act
http://www.actionnewsjax.com/content/topstories/story/Burglary-suspect-admits-to-performing-sex-act-in/xEHCSlPwAki_uClGVzjFbQ.cspx

School canceled due to “good weather”
http://q13fox.com/2013/05/02/school-canceled-due-to-good-weather/#axzz2Rr2jolAb

Mike Tyson claims his ex-girlfriend cooked and ate his pigeon
http://www.people.com/people/mobile/article/0,,20694822,00.html

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